"I am altering the terms of our deal; pray I don't alter them any further."
Darth Vader, Empire Strikes Back

"I've never been serious about a woman in my life. You know that."
Gardner Barns (Kevin Costner), Fandango

"I don't know about this fish, Chief. He's either real dumb or he's real smart.
I think he's gone down. Yeah, he's down under the boat. He's a smart, big fish."
Captain Quint, Jaws

"Train them for the games, let them hope for a while, then blow them away."
Master Control, Tron

"If we are mark'd to die, we are enow to do our country loss,
and if to live, the fewer the men, the greater share of honor."
Kenneth Brenaugh, Henry V

"Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip. No time to argue senor."
A guide, Indian Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
Bill Murray, Ghost Busters

"Target that explosion and fire."
Captain Sulu, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

"Please do not shoot at the thermo-nuclear weapon."
John Travolta, Broken Arrow

"Remember where you are. This is Thunderdome.
Death is listening; and will take the first man that screams."
Tina Turner, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

"Full right rudder. I'll shake the man loose."
Captain Tuplov, Hunt for Red October

"Then a girl comes out with a Coke bottle. A king-size Coke bottle I haven't seen in years.
And she shakes it, and she shakes it, and she shakes it.
She shakes it so long you start to think that's the whole show."
Spalding Grey, Swimming to Cambodia

"God damn it. I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would work."
NORAD General, War Games

"It's not my fault I'm bigger and stronger. I don't even exercise."
Fensik (Andre the Giant), The Princess Bride

"I have a reasonable doubt now."
Juror No.10 (E.G. Marshall)
Twelve Angry Men

"This is not my god damn planet. Understand monkey boy?"
An alien, Buckaroo Banzia

"That's fine, your honor, but we don't live in this courtroom, do we?"
Plaintiff's counsel (Denzel Washington), Philadelphia

"Maybe you're not up on current events but we just got our asses kicked."
A space marine, Aliens

"I have a motive which is money and a body which is dead."
Police Chief (Rod Steiger), In the Heat of the Night

"Abby ... Abby ... Abby Normal."
Igor, Young Frankenstein

"Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them."
Obi-wan Kenobi (Sir Alex Guiness), Star Wars

"That's not my book."
Young Jewish scholar, The Seventh Sign

"I'm just getting started."
Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon

"Where's your crapper? I got a turtle head poken out."
Fat Bastard (Mike Myers), Austin Powers 2, the spy that shagged me

"Well fed slaves build monuments. The starving build little. The dead build none."
Charton Heston, Ten Commandments

"Upset? Why should I be upset? I got rose bushes. The other guy, what's his name,
the "beneficiary", he got $4 million, but I got the rose bushes."
Tom Cruise, The Rain Man

"Did I ever tell you why I left the CIA? My temper. SLAM-BAM!
Don't jive me sucker, I'll split your head!"
Sidney Portier, Sneakers

"If I told them once, I told them a million times: Store extra coffee!"
The Captain, Airplane

"Put it in the basket, Chief! Just put it in the basket!"
Jack Nicholson, One flew over the cuckoo's nest

"There's nothing like a good piece of hickory."
Clint Eastwood, Pale Rider

"Sure, that's how it starts. First there's lots of Ooo and Aww.
Then there lots of running and screaming."
Jeff Goldbloom, Jurasic Park

"I had a flat tire; I ran out of gas; I didn't have money for cab fare;
an old friend came in from out of town; there was an earthquake; a terrible flood; locusts!"
Jake Blues (John Belushi), Blues Brothers

"Oh, and just one more thing Senator. Love your suit."
Hannibal Lecture (Anthony Hopkins), Silence of the Lambs

"Besides, I've executed better men than me with a small pistol."
Police Officer Zhivago (Sir Alex Guiness), Doctor Zhivago

"I don't make monkeys, I just train them."
Pee Wee Herman, Pee Wee's Big Adventure

"Don't worry, George, I shan't kiss you."
Gen. Montgomery
"A pity. I shaved extra close this morning in anticipation of getting smacked by you."
George C. Scott, Patton

"You know Ming's law, Baron: outside of his own kingdom, the hunter becomes the hunted."
Vulcan, King of the Hawkmen, Flash Gordon

"Strange, isn't it. Each man's life touchs so many other lives.
When it's gone, it leaves quite a hole."
Clarence, angel first class, It's a Wonderful Life

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